aflockofseagulls:

let’s play a game called “how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow”

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osusexual:

2srooky:

cactiofficial:

I’ve never met cr1tikal but I trust him.

I feel if I was in any horror situation I would be so safe and calm because with any other person they would be screaming and crying but if he and I were trapped in a building surrounded by ravenous mutants he would just be deadpan like “they are so rude I can’t believe this. Let’s blow this Popsicle stand.”

"You’ve gotta be stirring my pasta"

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bigbywulf:

(x)

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chloemew:

raverush:

But what’s Kirby going to look like when he eats the villager

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dicaprihoez:

I think anybody who falls in love is a freak. It’s a crazy thing to do. It’s kind of like a form of socially acceptable insanity.”

Her (2013)

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